SYNAGOGUE SPITE


HOUSE RULES

First things first
Decency is deeply valued and will always be returned just the same. Any form of disrespect nor improper deliveries shall not be tolerated.


Temptations under all categories are not to be copped without notice. Prior to any attempt at acquisition, a heads-up must be provided. Without said requirement, no transaction shall proceed.


An indulgence unaccompanied by consultation, including chosen image(s), is void ab initio. Only upon the house’s review does a claim acquire legitimacy and proceed to fulfillment.


On Dispatch
Spoils are ordinarily prepared within ten (10) days. Should a voyeur demand haste, in-rush procession is offered at fifty percent (50%) per item for twelve (12)-hour delivery, or eighty percent (80%) per item for six (6)-hour delivery, the charge accruing on each spoil claimed.


Demands of
Refinements
Revisions are permitted only within twenty-four (24) hours of spoils arrival, and are limited to minor refinements. A request amounting to major transformation — defined as alteration exceeding seventy percent (70%) — shall incur a surcharge of eighty percent (80%) of the item’s value.


Heresy
Designs once consecrated are not to be unmade. Where a composition has been established — its placements, arrangements, or structure — it remains immutable and shall not be subject to alteration or removal by request.


To plagiarize is to bow before false idols, mistaking imitation for devotion. Such desecration is forbidden, and each act shall be met with a fine of IDR 500,000.

Synagogue Spite


BRONX

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SORORITÉ

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OH SO RAW

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SPOILED SEAT

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BED-STUY

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It's in
Your indulgences are on record. Not that you were ever off it. You have every piece marked under your watch, but you're under mine and don't you think you'd be able to get away with it. Each gesture, however minor, is another entry in the book of tributes that expands around you. What you mistake for discretion is but another collected alibi, a small testament to appetite that will outlive your intent. I am far from being aggrieved. If anything, I relish this indemnity.

So keep prowling, voyeur.
Spoils ETA
All that is left to you is the time to count. An approximation of 10 days delivery falls upon non-prioritized indulgences. And since you chose to linger, linger you shall.
Kiss-sealed,
Genesis.